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Take the bad for good pledge
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Take the bad for good pledge

I hereby swear to be a BAD PARENT. I pledge to be a TERRIBLE PET OWNER. I promise to be a SECOND-RATE EMPLOYEE and the WORST BEST FRIEND you’ve ever had.

Because when I’m behind the wheel of my vehicle, I’d rather tune out my kids, ignore my pets and my boss’s urgent emails, and leave my best friend on read, than be a danger to myself and others.